The Carafe
The Monclaire Guide
The Carafe
The Designation
None.
The criteria are clear. The object meeting them does not exist.
A bedside carafe worthy of designation would be lead-free—non-negotiable for water held eight hours against crystal. The tumbler would be the primary design object, not an afterthought serving as lid: eight ounces minimum, a vessel she brings to her lips in darkness without compromise. The proportions would acknowledge the nightstand's constraints and the hand that reaches half-asleep.
Materials beyond glass would be available—ceramic, porcelain, stone—because she may want warmth to the touch, texture, something that doesn't shock a half-awake hand with cold. Heritage provenance or demonstrated craft intention would be evident: the object made by hands that understood what they were making and why.
The price would fall between $400 and $800—the tier where she invests meaningfully in objects of genuine craft. Below this, persistent compromises. Above it, repurposed bar crystal from houses that haven't considered her bedroom.
Most critically: the object would be designed for the private hours specifically. Not adapted from the bar cart. Not scaled down from the table. Made for the woman reaching in darkness, the ritual performed without witness, the hours the industry deemed unworthy of design.
Nothing currently in production meets this standard.
Did Not Pass
Several houses offered lead crystal at prices that assumed she wouldn't research the chemistry. Others designed tumblers that held five ounces and called them drinking vessels. Heritage makers produced magnificent carafes for every room except the one where she sleeps. The Dossier holds the full account.
Forty-three carafes examined. None admitted.
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